Comedy-First Fiction

Lassiter is an elite assassin who consistently strives for perfection. To that end, he installed therapy software that guaranteed he'd improve in every way. The A.I. therapist, Norman, has noted that Lassiter is making positive strides. Lassiter doesn't quite agree, though, as he's pretty confident his speed and efficiency are declining.

So is his judgment.

In fact, he's suddenly grown a soft spot for hard-luck cases. This lands him with a brand new employee named Biff, who challenges his authority at every turn. The guy happens to be a great cook, though, and living on protein bars hasn't exactly been fine dining...